ZOZZER is crypto slang for the
chronically confused trader.
The guy who’s always one narrative behind, buys the top, fades the bottom,
and somehow manages to do the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time.
Born in the depths of Telegram chats, Discord servers, and X threads,
the zozzer doesn’t panic sell, he confidently misplays. He swaps into the
“next big thing” right as liquidity exits and explains it as a “long-term
conviction.”
Over time, “zozzer” evolved from an insult into a rite of passage. Everyone
zozzes at some point. The difference between ngmi and wagmi? Recognizing the
zozzer within, shutting up, and finally holding when it actually matters.
THE ZOZZER COMMANDMENTS:
- 1. THOU SHALT CHECK THY ENTRY
- 2. THOU SHALT NOT CHASE GREEN CANDLES
- 3. CONVICTION BEFORE CONFIDENCE
- 4. IF EVERYONE AGREES, YOU ARE LATE
